IM DYING
This is singlehandedly the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website
why do people think that “i wont be shopping here anymore” is such a violent threat. oh no. ill definitely be getting 40 lashes from my manager tomorrow
where can i find this friendzone i need some friends
Lmao right
beat your depression
beat it with a fucking broom beat it into the fucking ground die die die
Oh no, we lost our horses
@staffWe had 10 horses just a second ago. Now we don’t have any horses. Can you help us find our horses?
sure i’ll help! if you stop being wacky and ban all the nazis on this site
Ever wonder if Neil Armstrong told jokes about the moon but ended them off with saying “Ahh you had to be there”
Decorating space is art and decorating time is music.
People have a habit of showing up in your life again, just after you’ve started to recover from the hell they caused you.
The alphabet shown symmetrically. Source unknown.
no this is a sigil to summon a typographer
I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves
